Jokes

[seraphtan]

Thought I'd add a section for humour. Here's the first of many more to come!

Many people tell me that Life is all about perspective, and that I should see things more positively. If that's the case, then the sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle for the lobsters that were in the ship's kitchen!

 

[SteveADV]

Winnie the Pooh said, "People say that nothing is impossible. I don't know why they say that because I do nothing all day."

For my grandkids.

 

[seraphtan]

Winnie the Pooh said, "Peope say that nothing is impossible. I don't know why they say that because I do nothing all day."

For my grandkids.

HAHAHAHAHA! That is a good one!

 

[Paul]

Three potatoes are standing on a corner, which one is the prostitute?

 

[toomuchvinyl]

Three potatoes are standing on a corner, which one is the prostitute?

Hey Bro, I'm from I-Da-Ho!

 

[Paul]

Hey Bro, I'm from I-Da-Ho!

DING, DING, DING We have a winner! Thank You, heard this joke on Prairie Home Companion

 

[toomuchvinyl]

I know most spud jokes just because.....

 

[SteveADV]

Home grown humor.

 

[seraphtan]

*Puns

Saw a kidnapping today. Decided not to wake him though.. =p

 

[Claudini]

"Hey Buddy" - The three times it is ok to use. (Starting a Fight, Petting a Dog, Comforting a Child.)

v/r Claude

 

[Claudini]

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To prove to the Possums it could be done!